Mobile Phones

Unique collection of PATHAN SMS JOKES in our message library

pathan:miss apne kal mujhe call q ki thui kya kaam tha mujh se??
teacher:main ne to koi call nhn ki
pathan:to phir mere mobile pe kyun likha tha 1 miss call

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pathan ne maulana ko bohat maara,
kisi ne pocha kyun maara.
PATHAN: ye kehta he tamam muslman jannat k mazay lenge,
janat hamara bewi ka nam hai

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Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?
Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

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Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.or 2sari boli ni .Aaj Mondy Hay.
PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola

hum kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun?

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Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.
Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.
Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.
Pathan: Thanks Yara..

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Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena.
Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia karainge?
Pathan: Dopaher me soney k liye andhera karna hai

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1 Punjabi buji hue ciagrate p rha tha
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Pathan ne pocha ye Kaise p rhe ho
Dhuwan to nikal nhi rha.
Punjabi bola: Pagal cigrate CNG pe hy.

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1 darzi logon k kpry le kr farar hogya
Koi kehta mri shalwar
Koi kehta meri qameez
1 patan b ro rha tha Logo ne pocha q ro Rahy ho?
Pathan:Hmara naap ly gya.

Messages are nice way to say your friend and family that those are special for you and you remember them.. Just read the full collection of FUNNY HINDI SMS.

Aaj Didar
Kal Yaar
Parso Pyar
Phir Ekrar
Phir Intezar
Phir Takrar
Phir Darar
Sari Mehnat Bekar
Or Aakhir Me 1 Or Devdas At Beer Baar..

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Apake msg aane se milti he rahat.
Wah wah
Apake msg aane se milti he rahat.
Wah wah
CID ke baad dekhna na bhule aahat!

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Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Funny Husband: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

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Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: “Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare”.
Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.
Funny Kid: Mein yeh dekhna chahta hun ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

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Pyar Karnewale Pareshan Ho Jate Hai
Shadi Karnewale Sharabi Ban Jate Hai
Devours Dene Wale Devdas Ban Jate Hai
Hum Se Dosti Karane Wale
SMS Expert Ho Jate Hai…

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Sholey ki team ne IPL me part liya,Gabbar ke bowler ne 20 Over me 150 run diye aur extra me 200 run diye
Batao kyun?. . . . .. .. . .. . . .
Kyunki wicketkeepar thakur tha.

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Santa : Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai.
Mobile Shop Wala : Memory card hai kya?
Santa : Nahi memory card nahi hai, RASAN CARD chalega?

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Boyfriend apni girlfriend ko I love you kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Girlfriend: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Funny Boyfriend: I’m falling in love.

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Santa : Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai.
Mobile Shop Wala : Memory card hai kya?
Santa : Nahi memory card nahi hai, RASAN CARD chalega?

Read our latest collection of APRIL FOOL SMS JOKES from our message library and send to your family and friends

Aeroplane aa raha hai dekho..
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Dikha
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Dikha
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Chala bhi gaya Buddhu. upar dekhna chaiye tha na. Mobile me aayega kya

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Dost Pathan se:
APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan: Han
Dost:kis k saath?
Pathan:Bv k 7!
hum ne 3 bar talaq dia
jab wo rone laga to Hum bola
APRIL FOOL,
APRIL FOOL..!

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This is MAGIC.
Press down 6times,
You can See your PHOTO
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Congrats! You are the First
April Fool of 2010!

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Hey U Knw
Wich is d best day to propose a girl..
..April 1
U Know Why?
If she accept its your luck
if not just tell April Foooooll!

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Usne mujhe pyar diya saraswati samajhkar,
Usne mujhe pyar diya saraswati samajhkar,
Par maine usko jala diya agarbatti samajhkar…

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Yar ma na suna ha k 32 march ko efil tower gira rhay hain.
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Magar yar 32 march to hota hi nai.
Happy april fool day 2010.

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I Have Changed My Number,
Note Down My New No.
And Plz Give Me A Miss Call.
My New Number Is…..
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“100?
Dum Hai To Miss Call mar!

Here you will find large collection of LATEST HINDI SMS. Send to your friends and wish them

Namaskaar!
Zinda ho to SMS bhejo,
Aasmaan me chale gaye ho to barish bhejo,
Swarg me ho to Apsraa bhejo,
Aur agar Narak me ho to… to… to…
Remain there and Njoy!

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Dosti Ka Haq Hum Ada Yun Karte Hain
Tere Naam Pe Jaan Bhi Fida Karte Hain
Tujhko Phool Bhi Zakhm Na Dene Paaye
Khuda Se Har Dam Yehi Duaa Karte Hai

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Aasmaan Ko Neend Aaye To Sulaaye Kahan
Dharti Ko Maut Aaye To Dafnaaye Kahan
Saagar Mein Lehar Aaye To Chupaye Kahan
Hume Aapki Yaad Aaye To Jaaye Kahan!

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Maine apko phone kiya to network bola,
Namskar, murkho ki duniya me swagat hai,
Aap jis murkh se is vaqt bat karna chahte hai

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Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge,
Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahi denge.
Ek do sms karte rahna,
Warna raat ko na soyenge, na tumhe sone denge….

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Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai…
Muskura ke gum bhulana zindagi hai…
Mil kar khush hue to kya hue…
Bina mile rishte nibhana zindagi hai

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Zindagi Mein Kuch Sapne Saja Lena,
Waqt Mile To Armaan Bhi Jaga Lena,
Aapki Rah Se Har Dard Chura Leinge Hum,
Jab Chaaho Aazma Kar Dekh lena

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Dosti naam hai sukh dukh ki kahani ka
Dosti raaz hai sada muskurane ka
Ye koi pal bhar ki pehchaan nahi
Ye wada hai umar bhar saath nibhane ka

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Kya meri nak tedi hai.
Ankhen mendki jesi hai.
Surat se besharm lagta hoon,
Pagal hoon, akal nahi mujhe
Phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha ki meri surat tumse milti hai

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Yahi to dosti ka nata hai
Jo bina kisi shart ke nibhaya jata hai,
Duriyan darmiya ho to parwah nahi
Dosti ko to har pal dil mein basaya jata hai.

Here are some ultimate and wonderful collection of HINDI SMS LOVE.The section helps you to wish your friend and dearest person.

Phool ke shurwat kali se hote hai,
Zindage ke shurwat pyar se hote hai
Pyar ke shurwat apno se hote hai
Apno ke shurwat aap se hote hai

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Tujhse bahut pyaar karte hai,
Tera har pal intejar karte hai,
Jahan mein Jiski na koi missal hai,
Tu gulabon mein ek khas gulab hai.

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Hum tumhe pyaar karte hai itna,
Tumko kya pata kitna,
Baarish agar hoti hai bahar,
Such kaheta hoon, dekhlo paani ki boond hai jitna…

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Dil do to kisi ek ko,
Aur do to kisi nake ko,
Jo samjhe pyaar k matlab ko,
Jab tak na mile koi…
To try karte raho har ek ko.

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Khamoosh raat ke pehloo mein sitarae nahi hotay,
In rukhi aankhon mein rangeen nazare nahi hotay,
Hum bhi na kartae parwah,
Agar aap itnae pyaare na hotay.

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Apnana bhi nahin sakte hai humein,
Phir bhi pyar karte hai humein.
Door bhi nahi reh sakte hai humse,
Paas bhi nahi lana chahte hai humein.

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Na jane uss par itna yakin kyon hai,
Uska khayal bhi itna hasin kyon hai,
Suna hai pyar ka dard mitha hota hai to
Ankhon se nikla aansu itna namkin kyo hai?

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Chaho Aap jise chahat se zyada.
Sapne dekho aap jiske nind se zyada.
Mango aap jise mannat se zyada.
Khuda kare wo bhi aapko pyar kare
apni “SAANSO”se jyada.

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Aashiq ne pucha khuda se,
Tune duniya ko pyaar ka dushman kyu bana diya?
Khuda bola aashiqo ne kaunsa mere saath accha kiya,
Unhone ne bhi toh yaar ko khuda bana diya…

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Andaz-e-pyar Apki ek ada hai
dour ho humse apki khata hai
dil mai basi hai ek pyari si tasvir apki
jis neechy I MISS U LIKHA HAI..

An Unique and large collection of BANGLA LOVE SMS. Messages are nice way to share your feelings with your friends, family member and beloved persons

Prem korle PARISHAN hoye jai;
Biye korle SHARABI hoye jai
divorce dile DEVDAS hoye jai
ar friendship korle MOBILE TE BANALCE ses hoye jai.!!

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lover Boy: darling amar kaane te kichu halka,Kichu narom,kichu misti bolo!
premika:ROSOGOLLA

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Tumi akhon bondo…amar khub Dear ,Amakeo rakho tumar… ridoyer Near,
God chara kaoka tumi…karona Fear Dekhba kovo jibona tumar…asbena Tear

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Chena prithibe aachena lage,
Likechi kobita tomar name,
Jossona akase bristi jore,
Bijechi ami tomar preme!!bappa_2u

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vKisu Megh Eka, Kisu Bristi Oshru,
Kisu Alo Biborno,
Kisu Adhar Ononto,
Kisu Rat Nirghum,
Kisu Kasta Ferarir,
Kisu Asha Opurno…
SHUVO NOBOBORSHO

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Tournament Akhon Bondo
Amar Khub Love,
Amakeo Rakho Tumar
Ridoyer Tæt,
God Chara Kaoka Tournament
Karon Fear,
Dekhba Kovo Jibon Tumar
Asbena Tear.

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Jan Tumake Khub Mone Porche Boloto Kano Tumar Jonno Amar Erokom Lage

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ek bar cheye dekho Ek bar cheye dekho surjo k ane debo, Ek bar bole dekho chad take pere debo, Ek bar kede dekho jol gulo muse debo, Ek bar geshe dekho dat gulo venge debo

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Kao Kao Gonta Khanek Kore, Kao Abar 3/4 Gontao Kore, Kao Kao to Sara Rat Doray Kore….Ki ?…Ki Abar …. MOBILE CHARGE!!