There are many languages to express yourself and show your feelings but the most effective and powerful way is messaging, a huge collection of HINDI FUNNY SMS.

Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi Mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein Ladkiyan aur bhi hein

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Jab Gabbar Singh ne janam Liya to, Maa Use bahut maar rahi thi. Nurse ne Puchha-kyu Maar Rahi ho. Maa boli-Sala Puchta hai kitne Aadmi they.

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Bhagwan apki umar lambi karey!
Bhagwan apko Naukri de!
Bhagwan apko Khush rakhe!
Bhagwan apko Barkat de!
Yaad ho gaya?
Chal phir Katora utha aur shooru ho ja

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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.

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Teacher: tum barey ho k kia karo gay?
Student: shadi
T: maira matlab hay kya banogay?
S: Dulha
T:I mean bary ho k kia hasil karo gay?
S: dulhan
T: Idiot! maira matlab bary ho k ammi abbu k lye kia karo gay?
S: bahu laon ga
T: Stupid tumhary papa tum se kia chahtey hain?
S: Pota
T: tumhari zindagi ka kia maqsad hay
S: Shadi

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Maine kaha dilruba,
Usne kaha paise dikha,
Maine kaha paise nahi,
Usne kaha aise nahi,
Maine kaha mehengai hai,
Usne kaha ja tu mera bhai hai.

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Go
oo oo
oo o oo
oo o oo
oo oo
oo oo
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OL GAPPE kitne TASTY Hote h,
hen na!
Tmko kya lga Go0d mOrNiNg aur wo b is time…

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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

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Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai


An ultimate collection of FUNNY SMS HINDI in our message library, which you can send to your friends, family and someone very special for you

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…

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Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, “Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke”.

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INDIA Ko
Aazaad Hue 57
Sal
Hue
Phir Bhi
No PROGRESS!
why? Kyunki Aaj
Bhi
INDIA Ki
Bholi Janta
KAAM-DHANDHA
Chhod Kar
hamara SMS padh
rahi hai…

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Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge.

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Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole “darling, how are you?”. Na karo to bole “brother, who are you?”.

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Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.

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Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.

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Munna bhai: Circuit ye boyfriend-girlfriend kya hota hai…
Circuit: Kuch nahi bas larka-larki hote hai jisme ek muskurati hai
Aur ek kharcha karta raheta hai bus



A huge collection of FUNNY HINDI SMS MESSAGES. You can send to all people to whom You know and like.

Kal raat bahut dino ke baad kitaab kholi to ehsaas hua Ki kitaab kholne ke baad jo need aati hai wo neend ki Golo khane ke baad bhi nahi aati

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yaad karna, aur yaad aana to alag baaten hai. yaad mai unhe karta hu jo mere apne hai aur yaad aata hu jo mujhe apna samjhte hai..

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tum meri lyf ho
tum meri jine ki wajah ho
tumhare bina me kuch nai
plz meri zndagi me aa jao
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this letter was
written by:library
to:books

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Khush toh bohut hoge tum,
baat hi kutch aisi hai,
1st april jo ho rahi hai,
dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi,
aur kyo na ho….saal mein ek hi toh din aata hai jo

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Santa aur Banta train ke peeche bhag rahe the.
Santa chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kaha “WEL DONE”
Santa – Khaak well done, jana to usey tha,
mein to usey chhodne aaya tha!

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Chinese ladki ko dekhkar mom boli – beta ye kya le aaye ho?
Beta – Apne khud hi to kaha tha ki ghar aate hue cheeni lete aana!!!

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Girlfriend ke aansu aur boyfriend ke aansu me kya fark hai?
GF ke aansu farmaish puri karwane ke liye nikalte hain,
Jabki boyfriend ke aansu unhe pura karte karte nikalte hain!!!

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Dil hai to pyar hai, pyar hai to ishq hai,
Ishq hai to mohabbat hai, mohabbat hai to dard hai,
Dard hai to zandu balm hai aur
Zandu balm hai to munni badnaam hai!!

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Girl : Tum mujhe apni heere ki ring de do, mein ring ko dekh
ke tumhe yaad kiya karungi,
Boy : Tum ye sochkar yaad kar lena ki kamine se ring mangi
thi aur usne nahi di!!!


Read our latest collection of all FUNNY HINDI SMS JOKES, send to your family and friends and wish them

Santa ko rota dekhkar Banta ne pucha kya hua?
Santa : Meine 2 ton ka AC kharida,
ghar aakar tola to sir 35 kilo ka nikla!

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Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di aur kaha bahar jake
na kehna ki meine nakal karai hai.
Santa : Na jee na hum kahenge sir to bahut kamina tha,
kutte ne seat se hilne bhi nahi diya!

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Banta : What is the similarity between marriage and 11:59 pm?
Santa : Dono ke baad 12 bajte hai aur din badal jate hai!

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Santa mango juice ka glaas le kar baitha tha
Banta aaya aur fataak se juice pee gaya.
Santa – Meri to yaar kismat hi kharab hai. Beta fail ho gaya,
biwi dost ke saath bhag gayi, ghar me chori ho gayi, nalke me
paani nahi, ghar me light nahi.
Aab juice me zehar daal ke peene ko rakha tha
aur wo bhi tu pee gaya saale!

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Santa : Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai.
Mobile Shop Wala : Memory card hai kya?
Santa : Nahi memory card nahi hai, RASAN CARD chalega?

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3 Idiots Best Line –
“Neend ke piche mat bhago.Agar bhagna hai to padhai ke peeche bhago.Neend jhak mar ke tumhare peeche aayegi!”

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Do judwa baache kamare me baithe the
Ek haans ke lot pot ho raha tha aur dusra udaas tha
Dad : Tum itna kyun haans rahe ho
Son : Mummy ne itni thand me dono baar isi ko nehla diya!

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Kya aapko marne ke baad bhi ladko/ladkiyon ko line maarni hai??……………
“DONATE YOUR EYES”
Ek aache message ko kaise-kaise batana pad raha hai..Kalyug hai!!!

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Kitab khulte hi exam ka sama chaa jaata Aise mausam main hi to dimag ka dahi hota Dimag ki baat paper par nahi a pati Yeh afsna to result mei hi bayaan hota