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i am still watching you are every movement through
3 different Sources.
1.Cartoon network
2.Animal planet
3.National geography
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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!
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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above… So always Brush ur Teeth
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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.
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Kabhi pasand na aye sath mera to bta dena ae dost”
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“hum dil pe pathar rakh k tumhein goli maar dengay”
(“,)–=-
/))
l\_ 
thaa.thaa. thaa.
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Car Se Chooza Takra k Behosh Ho Gya
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Aadmi Choozy Ko Ghar Laya Or Pinjre Mein Bund Krdia:
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Chhoza Jaga To Bola=
Oho,Jail HO GAI,
Lagta Hy Driver Mar Gya:-
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British:-Can you swim?
Pathan:-No
British:-Dog is better than you because he can swim.
Pathan:-Can you swim?
British:-Yes
Pathan:-Then what’s different between you & dog.
GEO PATHAN:-)
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Teacher:
Who is The Male Of Duck?
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Student:
Frog!
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Teacher:
Why?
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Student.
Because Frog is
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“MANDUCK”..
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Ek admi ne pathan se pocha ager tu ye bta de k meri tokri mai kya hai to wo sare ande tere or ye bhi btade kitne ande hain to wo 8 k 8 tere or agr ye bhi bta de kiss k hain to wo murgi bhi teri
Pathan:yara koi ishara to de
