A huge collection of INSULT SMS JOKES, which helps to express the feelings of your heart to your partner and friends.

no visits…
no calls..
no sms’s…
no letters…
no missed calls..
I’m worried…
kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?

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Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange… Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..

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Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.

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Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).

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U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ……
U r ULLU !!!

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One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, “Oh my ugly face, fat nose” and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!

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Flowers+butterfly
= A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather
.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

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Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila…! U 2

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Dost kaha ho?
Jaha ho wahi pe rehna. 3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna.
Tumhari jaan ko khatra hai! Bahar BANDAR pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai

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“High Class Insult”
Boy 2 Girl :- Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi Ho
Girl :- Isliye itni der se soch rahi hu ke mere pass Gadhe kyo Khade hai


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2 MEN TALKING
1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry
2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!

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A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend
Friend Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin.
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! :D

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Someone Asked Shakespeare:
“U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?”
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
“A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age”
Love Has No Age.
-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P

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Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

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Whats the diff between your wife and your job? After 10 years your job still sucks

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Without humor, life sux. Without love, life is hopeless. Without courage, life is hard. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

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Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name


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Can v do romance in the evening today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
“MOSQUITO”

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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!

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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above… So always Brush ur Teeth

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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don’t exist.

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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

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A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me… But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position…

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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.

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In an exam,
chldrn wer gvn to write an esay on mother.
A cute child wrote:
“combination of million wrds
4m 26 alphabets
can never express my loving mom.”:-)

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Every tear is a Sign of
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Cutting Onions!
Every Silnce is a Sign of
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Zero balance!
Every Smile is a Sign of
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Daily Brushing!
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Life is so Simple
Dont make it Complex with difficult Explanations


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Can v do romance in the evening today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
“MOSQUITO”

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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!

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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above… So always Brush ur Teeth

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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don’t exist.

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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.

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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: “Father in law”.

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Titanic was sinking.
Santa: How much the earth is far from here?
Banta: 1 kilo meter.
Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: “…In which direction?”
Banta: Downwards !

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Why many crushes n flirtings are better than one true love??
Bcozz….
‘Monopoly is always damaging
and
Competition improves efficieny!’
Pure economics theory!!!