A huge collection of INSULT SMS JOKES, which helps to express the feelings of your heart to your partner and friends.
no visits…
no calls..
no sms’s…
no letters…
no missed calls..
I’m worried…
kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?
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Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange… Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..
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Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
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Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).
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U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ……
U r ULLU !!!
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One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, “Oh my ugly face, fat nose” and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!
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Flowers+butterfly
= A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather
.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
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Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila…! U 2
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Dost kaha ho?
Jaha ho wahi pe rehna. 3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna.
Tumhari jaan ko khatra hai! Bahar BANDAR pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai
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“High Class Insult”
Boy 2 Girl :- Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi Ho
Girl :- Isliye itni der se soch rahi hu ke mere pass Gadhe kyo Khade hai
