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Here are some Best Collection of LOVE INSULT SMS. Send this LOVE INSULT SMS to your close and beloved person’s.

Winter comes again n again, Summer comes again n again, But the person like you will not come again, Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again….

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Keep in touch with me.. Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31& 32 your all teeth will be broken.

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3 tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror…. 2. Take mirror and just drop it…. 3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . . .

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When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

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Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..

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KBC main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?
main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.

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ek rahen chillu,
ek rahen billu,
chillu 11 me padhat rahen,
billu 12 me padhat rahen,
or ek hamar dost rahen ULLU,
u ka karat rahen,,,,,, u daant niakal k hasat rahen,,, aise,,,

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Collez Me Schl Ki Yad Ayi
Jwani Me Bchpan Ki Yad Ayi
Kanto Ko Chuwa To Gulab Ki Yad Ayi
or
Aj DISCOVERY Me BANDAR Ko Dekha To Teri Yad Ayi..

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In my dream:
v climbd 2gthr 2 heavn
on d way,
i ws tird,
u carried me on ur back.
Wen v reachd d gate,
GOD cald me
“cum my child,
leave ur donkey outside.

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New Generation’s Way To Insult..
A Boy To A Rude Gal
If I Ever Wanted To Commit Suicide..
I Will Jump From Your Ego Level…

Are you looking for INSULT SMS SHAYARI. Here are some best collection of INSULT SMS SHAYARI.

Someday u may lose ur hair,
u may lose ur teeth,ur money & even lose ur mind.
But 1 thng ul nvr lose is ur gud luks
coz u cant lose wat u dont have.

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Yaar Mujhe AIk CaLL kro Plz, Koi Khas Kaam To Nhi hai,
ActuaLLy meri Ammi Tumse Baat Krna Chahti Hain,
Unko YaQeen Nhi Ho Rha k
Bandar Bhi Batein Krte Hain..

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Apki ada apki smile apka chalna apka bolna apka ruthna apka gussa apki ankhe apka andaz apka chehra UFF! KOI EK CHIJ TO DHANG KI HOTI.

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Tharo dosti me mai deewana ho gaya,
Tanno Apno banata-banata begana ho gaya,
Pukar liyo bas ek bar pyar se mere dost,
Delhi me Kutto ki aawaz sune jamana ho gaya

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Har mandir har deewar par apka naam hai,har gurudware har masjid par apka naam hai,
upar likha hai CHAPPAL CHOR aur niche 50 rupay ka inam hai.

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ek bandar apni maa se kheta hai-maa main kitna badsoorat hoo?ispe uski maa kheti hai beta tu toh phir bhi tikh hai zara use dekh jo sms pad raha hai.

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Socha tumhe chaand kahu…
Par usame bhi daag hai,
Socha tumhe sooraj kahu…
Par usame bhi aag hai,
Phir socha tumhe bandar kahu…
Par… usame bhi dimaag hai.

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tarif k kabiil hum kaha, charcha to aapki chalti h, bhagvan ka diya sab kuch h apke paas bas ek sing or punch ki kami khlti h.

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Itni asani se nahi paya tha apko,
zamane se ladkar apnaya tha apko,
apko kya pata kitne jatan kar hamne,
INTERNATIONAL ZOO se churaya tha aapko.

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apki ek baat hume bahut pasand hai
ap jabbhi koi kaam kerte hain
dil lagaker karte hain
kiyonki
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kiyon ki
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dimag to apke paas hai hi nahi{ha ha}

A huge collection of INSULT SMS JOKES, which helps to express the feelings of your heart to your partner and friends.

no visits…
no calls..
no sms’s…
no letters…
no missed calls..
I’m worried…
kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?

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Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange… Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..

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Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.

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Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).

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U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ……
U r ULLU !!!

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One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, “Oh my ugly face, fat nose” and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!

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Flowers+butterfly
= A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather
.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

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Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila…! U 2

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Dost kaha ho?
Jaha ho wahi pe rehna. 3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna.
Tumhari jaan ko khatra hai! Bahar BANDAR pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai

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“High Class Insult”
Boy 2 Girl :- Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi Ho
Girl :- Isliye itni der se soch rahi hu ke mere pass Gadhe kyo Khade hai

Here you will get the most viewed INSULT SMS MESSAGES will definitely steal your heart.

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

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No visits…
no calls..
no sms’s…
no letters…
no missed calls..
I’m worried…
kya hua zoo waalon ne
dobara pakad liya kya?

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Arz kiya hai… tuhaar chehraa moti samaan… tuhaar chehraa moti samaan… moti hamaar kutte ka naam.

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Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana chahiye… Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye.

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4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

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Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

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Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don’t you make sure the pool has water in next time.

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Aapke haath me
mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai…
SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai…
Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte…
yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??

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Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty..so the world needs YOU after all!

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Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai)

Looking for FUNNY INSULT SMS, here you will find a large collection in our message library

Ur 5 qualities:
1———
2———
3———
4———
5———
Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

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No visits…
no calls..
no sms’s…
no letters…
no missed calls..
I’m worried…
kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

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SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..

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A mega brain sale in U.S.A.
Newton’s- Rs300
Edison’s- Rs500
A.Kalam’s- Rs700
&
Ur brain- Rs25,000 !
Bcoz it’s fresh nd never used before…!

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SMILE PLS:-)





today Is MMS Day.. MMS Means-MAKE MONKEYS SMILE.
I Did My Job!
Nw U Send 2 Al Ur MONKEY Frnds.
Stop Jumpin!..Start Sending.

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Actually I want to kill you,
Becoz
u are
Not
Messaging me.
Y
BUT
I can’t,
According
to
Section
340/B/Wildlife act
Killing Monkeys
is
a crime.

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ink is red,sky is blue,a friend like u, should be kept in zoo.
dont get angry,u will find me too
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not in a cage but laughing at u.

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Animals ki khasiyat
bandar-inteligent
Dog-wafadar
aap Plz
ab Aage na padna
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Maan jao
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plz mt padho
.
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Gadha-wahi krta h jis kam ko mana karo.;)

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jali ko rakh kehta hain buji ko aag kehte hai jis chis ki aap me kami hain use dimaag kehte hain