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Ghadyalaat vajalet saat Ajun to antharunaat SMS karatoy tula mhanayala Suprabhat A maratHi boy proposing a girl boy: shabd tuze, geet maze, jivan gane gau ka? girl:gal tuza haat maza, kana khali Lau ka?? tu distes chhan, tu hastes chhan, yaver ekach upay…

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Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte …

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MARATHI MULAGA ANI MULGI MULGA : Shabd Maze Geet Tuze, Jeevan Gane Gashil Ka? MULGI : Gaal Tuze Haat Maze, Kanakhali Gheshil Ka?

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Sakali hastes
Dupari hastes
Sandhyakali hastes
Ratri hastes
Gharat hastes
Rastyat hastes
Yetana baghun hastes
Jatana baghun hastes
Tila kay vaatte
Tu ektich dat ghastes ?

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Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.
Patient: “Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi”
Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te”.

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Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante ” Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?”
Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat ” E tula sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!”

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Bharun aale asmat radu lagale sare sant…
Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khant…
Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Sawant…

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lal pivli kombadi
tiche tiche karde karde pai
barech divas jale tumcha sms yet nay
tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?

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Priye
Me phule magitli
Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas
Me dagad magitla
Tu mala sundar murti dilis
Me morpis magitle
Tu mala mor dilas
bahiri aahes ki kay ?

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Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain


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Ekada don mitra,1 Hindu ani dusra Sardar,
rastyane barobar challe astaat. Tevdhyat, tyanna
rastyat vis(20) rupayaachi note disate. Sardar
mitra ekdaam excite houn mhanto

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Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

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Sakali hastes
Dupari hastes
Sandhyakali hastes
Ratri hastes
Gharat hastes
Rastyat hastes
Yetana baghun hastes
Jatana baghun hastes
Tila kay vaatte
Tu ektich dat ghastes ?

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Satyajit Ray chya babanche nav kay ahe
Baap Re
Aajobanche nav?
Baap re Baap

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Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto. Patient:Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te.

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lal pivli kombadi
tiche tiche karde karde paii
barech divas jale tumcha sms yet na
tumhala bird flue zale ki kay

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In Korian: Him ham hu,
In Rashian: Sim sam su,
In Chini: Chin chan chu,
In Thai: Hab haab hu,
&
In Marathi: Yadaa ha tu

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Ek sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun geun chalala asto
tevdhyat kahi targat mule tyachya bahinila baghun mhantaat yaar
kya bivi mili ha sardaar ko sardaarji te aikto ani khup chidto to
scooter park karto ani tyanna mhanto aare saale bivi hogi teri vo to
meri behen ha..

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Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobaat
Ekhadyaa chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet tey
Premache teen shabda
mee bill bharte ..

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Sarwanchi nzr chukwoon thujhe
majhyakade baghani he mala mahit astt
Tujhe he baghani mala kalhatt asatt
Pan tujhya nakalht maje tula baghane he tula kalhat nasatt


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tujya premachya savlit mala ayushyabhar rahayche, ani mazya shevatchya kshani fakt tula ani tulacha pahayche ahe

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Swapn Thambli Ki Aayshy Sampta,Vishwas Udala ki Aasha Sampte,Kalji Ghene Sodle ki Prem Sampte,Mhanun swapn Paha,Vishwas Theva,Aani Kalji Ghya,Aayushya Khup Sundar AaheDilip Gothe

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premat padtana bhan naste kashche nati julatat ayusyshi prem fakt prem aste adhale najuk komal bas ani kay sangu prem prem aste

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Jiwanachya pratyek walnawar athwan yet rahil,ekatra naslo tari sugandh darwalat rahil.Kitihi dur gelo tari maitriche he nate aaj aahe tasech udya hi rahil.

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Priye
Me phule magitli
Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas
Me dagad magitla
Tu mala sundar murti dilis
Me morpis magitle
Tu mala mor dilas
bahiri aahes ki kay ?

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Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte …

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evha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula


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Ek Sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun geun chalala asto. Tevdhyat kahi targat mule tyachya bahinila baghun mhantaat,” yaar, kya bivi mili hai sardaar ko!!” Sardaarji te aikto ani khup chidto, to scooter park karto ani tyanna mhanto, ” Aare saale, bivi hogi teri! Vo to meri behen hai!!”

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Ekada eka navra ani baykoche jordaar bhandan hote ani te ekmekaanshi abola dhartaat. Navra zopaychya aadhi baykochya ushivar note thevto,” mala sakali 6:00 la uthav”. Dusrya divshi sakali navra uthto ani pahato tar sakalche 8:00 vajlet!! To baykola kahi bolnaar tevdhyat tyala tyachya ushivar note diste. Tyavar lihile aste, ” 6:00 vajlet, utha”!!!

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Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat. T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste. “Pu La Deshpande”. Tar T-shirt chya magchya bajula kay lihile asnar?
Pu Sh Deshpande.

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Ekada don mitra,1 Hindu ani dusra Sardar , rastyane barobar challe astaat. Tevdhyat, tyanna rastyat vis(20) rupayaachi note disate. Sardar mitra ekdaam excite houn mhanto,
“Bis Milaah!!” Tyavar Hindu mitra chidun manto, “dus tulla, dus malla!!!!!”

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Japanese hair cutting salon : Mishi Kapun Taku Yaki
Also ran: Kes Kapa
Russian waiter: Andre vada pav
African swimming pool che nav: Ya Doomba Doomba Doom Doom
Japanese hospital chya baher quiet zone aste. Tya zone che nav kay? Haka Naka Maru
Japanese shaleche nav : Ya shika
Tya shalechya principal che naav : Shiku naka.
Tya shalet kashachi shikvan detaat? : Hitachi

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namaskar mitra bandhavano,mi 1 samanya vidharthi aahe,mi 1 bhartacha samanya nagrik aahe,mhanyatach swarth aahe

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Satyajit Ray chya babanche nav kay ahe
Baap Re
Aajobanche nav?
Baap re Baap


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Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte ..

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Jivnachya watewar Kalyanche bandh futun jatat
Wahun jate sahwasache pani
Tarihi Maitricha Ankur tag dharun rahto ….
Karan bhijat rahtat tya Aathavani.

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Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

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Na sampnare akhand swapna asave
na bolta eku yetil ase shabd asavet
grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet
na magta sobat detil ase MITRA asavet

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lal pivli kombadi
tiche tiche karde karde paii
barech divas jale tumcha sms yet na
tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?

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Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobaat
Ekhadyaa chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet tey
Premache teen shabda
mee bill bharte ..

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Sarwanchi nzr chukwoon thujhe
majhyakade baghani he mala mahit astt
Tujhe he baghani mala kalhatt asatt
Pan tujhya nakalht maje tula baghane he tula kalhat nasatt

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Naa sampanare akhand swapna asave,
Naa bolata aiku yetil asee Shabd asavet,
Grishmat paus padtil asee dhag asavet,
Naa magata sobat detil asee Mitra asavet…


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