The only regret
The only regret I have is not knowing you since the day I was born – so
that I will be able to spend my ENTIRE life with you.
I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved
you. I love you. I will love you forever!
Happy Winter Season….
2 times on lips,
2 times on cheeks,
1 times on forehead,
2 times on eyes,
must use cold cream,
Happy Winter Season….
Boy:…Girl:…
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
Bikhari: kuch khane ko dedo baba
bikhari: kuch khane ko dedo baba
admi: tamatar khao
bikhari: roti dedo baba
admi: tamatar khao
bikhari: tamatar hi dedo baba
admi ki biwi : ye totle hai keh rahe hai kamake khao
Examiner:y r u under tension?
Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s pharray (Cheating material) today:-)
Tragedy of man’s life
Tragedy of man’s life
Nice men are ugly,
good looking men are not nice,
good lookin nice men are married,
good lookin nice unmarried men are gay
U are a BITCH
U are a BITCH
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious
r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*
Arrange marriage
Arrange marriage means when v r walking nd unfortunetely snake bites…….nd love marriage means v going 2 da snake nd sayin……..KAATLE KAATLE
Nobody teaches
Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
Lalit Modi, was
Surrounded by
Preity
Shilpa
Katrina, etc…..
But
Now is Surrounded
by The IT officials…..
He has Gone From D
AXE Effect to the
TAX Effect…..
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