Husband & Wife
Husband:I played RACE last week a & Jenny was the name of my HORSE.
Wife:Sorry!
Next day the Wife hit him with the Frying Pan AGAIN!
Husband:Why?
Wife:ur Horse PHONED!
If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I would surely put U and I together
Jab sey begum
Jab sey begum ney mujhy murgha bana rakha hain
Main ney nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hain
Bartano aj mere sir pey baraste q ho
Main ney dho dha key tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,
Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai
Wohi dunya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra
Jis ne
Wife: Kal rat tum ….
Wife: Kal rat tum mujhe neend
main galian kyon de rahe the?
Husband: Tumhey ghalatfehmi hoi hai.
Wife: Kesi ghalatfehmi?
Husband: Yehi k main neend main tha.
Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho?
Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho?
Pati: Shahjahan jitna.
Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge?
Pati: Maine to plot bhi le liya hai, tum hi der ker rahi ho.
Husband: Tum kaun ho!
Wife: Pagal hogaye kya, apni Biwi ko bhul gaye.
Husband: Nasha har gham bhula deta hai.
If kidney fails,
Husband: u will never succeed
in making that dog obeys u!
Wife: Well, it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot ov trouble wid u at first.
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
It’s YOU When u sM¡le.
A Sad girl was sitting with her husband
Husband: U r d second most beautiful girl, I’ve ever seen.
Girl: Who’s the first?
Husband: It’s YOU When u sM¡le.
A man in Hell asked Devil:
A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to Hell is Free.
Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”
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